Maya "Styx" Pifer

Intro:

Legends tell of a river of hatred and death in the farmlands outside of Ann Arbor. They also tell of an athlete who was dipped in this river to become the greatest of all time. Some say it is a myth, but for those who have seen Styx compete, they know its true.

Top Talents:

1. Aspiring Top Chef

2. Internationally Famous Karaoke Singer

3. Food and Sunset Photography

Key Stats:

1. 50 Penny Club Member

2. Voted Most Likely to be Better than Everyone at Everything

3. Longest Whirlpool-Tenured SJSN Member